My hand to God, I saw two zebras today while driving along US 412 around Bells, Tennessee.  They were grazing in a field by the side of the highway, standing there looking like donkey umpires and everything.

I also saw in another corner of the field something that I'm going to go ahead and call an okapi, since nobody knows what an okapi looks like, is, or does.  I just know it's one of those creatures whose destiny is to be torn to bloody shreds by packs of lions on Animal Planet. 

I guess it could have been a wildebeest.

-Mustafa