Eighteen different kinds of kickass, in one man.

Mustafa is an avid reader of biographies and has been known to descend upon Seattle-area used bookstores armed with a Visa card and a canvas duffel bag, eager for anything that might stave off the boredom of long-distance truck driving.  His sister recently introduced him to two books of a planned trilogy about Theodore Roosevelt, which were so good he temporarily forgot how to be a snarky wiseass.  You can see what a serious Mustafa looks like by clicking here.