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Click anywhere at all inside this sentence to be instantly whisked away to a magical world of wonder featuring awesome gifts and prizes designed by us, the Stax Bros! Okay, it's mostly just t-shirts, and there are a couple of coffee mugs in there. And a beer stein, maybe. To be honest, we just went to Cafe Press and clicked on a bunch of boxes, threw on a four thousand percent markup, and told them to use Chinese prison labor in the manufacture as much as possible. But we could use the money, and hey, who couldn't use another t-shirt? Right? Right?